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2009-08-16 02:50:07 by stiff

this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.


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hellboundsoul07hellboundsoul07

2009-08-16 09:36:50

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Worst time of your life, I imagine?

stiff responds:

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FleeFlee

2009-08-16 10:42:00

god slater was such a HUNK

stiff responds:

wwo what are you, GAY?


Magnet-BoyMagnet-Boy

2009-08-16 15:33:27

and of dont forget the episode of Saved By The Bell where AC Slater took that huge dump in Zack's mouth.

stiff responds:

how immature!


Magnet-BoyMagnet-Boy

2009-08-16 18:37:15

kids will be kids

stiff responds:

Looks like I'm going to have to break out the knuckles for this one
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MistarooniMistarooni

2009-08-16 20:09:54

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stiff responds:

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CrankyMcGregorCrankyMcGregor

2009-08-16 21:50:56

stiff more like STIFFY!@!!!! I bet your feelings are hurt reeaaal bad!!!!!

stiff responds:

Why do you say it when you know it hurts..


AX1MAX1M

2009-08-17 16:54:54

Is ur gf hot? Is her mom hot?

stiff responds:

FUVK YOU


Demand-101Demand-101

2009-08-18 18:39:51

Why the hell would you decide to do that at your GFs house? Of all the places you could have tried that and you chose her house? That was smart..... /sarcasm

stiff responds:

FUKC YOU


MAYORMCHEESEMAYORMCHEESE

2009-08-18 22:05:25

Why the hell would you decide to do that at your GFs house? Of all the places you could have tried that and you chose her house? That was smart..... /sarcasm

stiff responds:

The suspense made it feel better OK!?


amonkeyonfireamonkeyonfire

2009-08-19 06:10:22

so what happend next?!?! she dump you? did you have to make up some kinda super clever lie? maybe her mum was so shocked she didnt say anything...i mean what could she say? "oh hello i just found your boyfriends siting backwards on our toilet have a big dump...." maybe your gf dosnt know?