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I've never been happier in my life..

2009-08-30 17:50:59 by stiff

About seven hours ago I got back from hunting with my father, whom I haven't seen in seventeen months since being deployed in Afghanistan. We went to a ranch property in southern Arizona, about four hours away from where I live, to spend time with my father hunting local javelina. Roughly after five hours I spot my first javelina, I followed behind for around twenty minutes before landing my shot, yes!! My first javelina! I was so excited I could barely contain myself! And about an hour and a half later, my father and I spot about five javelinas drinking from a small watering hole, I was very anxious but I had to be patient. My father is very knowledgeable when it comes to javelinas, and told me that two of them where females and the biggest one is a bull. I was roughly twenty yards or so away, I decided to try my shot. With a loud crack I bring down one javelina, as the others flee. My second javelina. This has been the best day of my life, reuniting and bonding with my father stronger than ever before. There isn't any better feeling than bringing down a young javelina in it's prime.

I've never been happier in my life..


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MaximusMaximus

2009-08-31 04:37:16

just ignore that no good genderless-hooker character. he's just trying to make you mad.

i am glad that you and your dad were finally able to go hunting! good to see you had a nice time, once me and my own father (who is now dead RIP) went hunting for some nice deer and we had a great bond. There is truly nothing better then that feeling!

stiff responds:

yes (-':


AlzhanderAlzhander

2009-08-31 15:37:01

ah-HAHAHAHAHA, look at you, you prepubescent little shit. You talk all big and bad and you are just what I thought you were, some 12-14 year old shit who acts big and tough over the internet. LoL I bet your little boyfriend, Suffering, is around the same age as you. OMG, LoL this is too priceless.

stiff responds:

amfg..... you better KNCK IT the F*CK OFF or I will kick your homo ass!!!@ I bench 380 faggot, SCARED YET!?!


JamesKnoxJamesKnox

2009-08-31 15:54:09

That's cool man.

stiff responds:

Yes :)


CrankyMcGregorCrankyMcGregor

2009-08-31 15:58:30

I wish I could share similar experiences with my father but he lost the use of his legs in Vietnam fighting for this country. Un-American pieces of shit like Alzander are just the kinda people that just want to shit on everything and what this great country stands for. I would ignore him if I were you he should just leave and get FUCKED by al qaeda or something. What a faggot!

stiff responds:

I concur, ingratiate festering scum of America such as Alzhander should just movie to some piece of shit cesspool where they belong if they aren't worthy enough to breathe our American air.


AlzhanderAlzhander

2009-08-31 16:10:48

You, bench 380? I'll believe that when Christ returns. Why would I be scared of a little boy? Seriously? And what's wrong, can't take your own medicine? You can call me a faggot and what-not (when you don't know me), but I can't say what I'm seeing?
Keep acting tough, it's really working for you little boy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

stiff responds:

Keep going, I dare you. I am a dangerous and insane person with a dark past I'm going to relive if you don't st*u.........


AlzhanderAlzhander

2009-08-31 18:03:24

Go ahead, relive your "dark past", psycho. I feel so scared being THREATENED OVER THE INTERNET!!!!! I mean c'mon, you have no idea who I am, nor where I am. Threaten me all you want, it doesn't scare me. I've had people bigger, and older than you get in my face, a little kid is nothing.
Reliving your dark past isn't going to affect me in the slightest, so I don't really care if I trigger it.
also, saying, "Alzhander should just movie to some piece of shit cesspool where they belong if they aren't worthy enough to breathe our American air." makes no sense at all as all air on the Earth is universal and integrated. Yeah, that's right Patriotic numb-skull, right now you're also breathing "gay" Europe's air and "Commie" China's air along with your so-called "American air." Damn, that's like saying the water on America's coast in the Atlantic or Pacific Oceans are better, when it's the same water anywhere in those oceans.
Stop, think, then speak if what you originally thought still makes any sense.

stiff responds:

I WOULD NEVERBREATJE FoiCKEN cHink, SPICK, nagger, QUEER, OR NON_AMERICAN FAGGOT AIR LIIKE THE AIR U bREATHE FUCK YOU FUCK UYOU UFKC OU FUCK UOUUU


MaximusMaximus

2009-09-01 05:02:46

What's with all the haters!!!

Gosh. They really need to chill out.


AlzhanderAlzhander

2009-09-01 16:39:15

"I WOULD NEVERBREATJE FoiCKEN cHink, SPICK, nagger, QUEER, OR NON_AMERICAN FAGGOT AIR LIIKE THE AIR U bREATHE FUCK YOU FUCK UYOU UFKC OU FUCK UOUUU"
Retarded much?
And you do breath the same air that I do, as well the air as those you claim you would never breath.
Oh, and again, way to throw in faggot and queer, and now adding "chink" "spick" and "nagger", whatever the hell that is. But since you are only 12-14, I really can't hold it against you for being immature anymore.


MAYORMCHEESEMAYORMCHEESE

2009-09-02 02:14:59

obama will take guns away!!! ahhhhhhhh


TheTestTheTest

2009-09-02 21:25:31

You look really young, but that makes it even more impressive.

stiff responds:

Yes


ParylParyl

2009-09-03 12:46:44

You look like a ripe young lad

stiff responds:

Thanks man :D


Magnet-BoyMagnet-Boy

2009-09-03 16:24:10

das ist guud


memeamemea

2009-09-03 16:36:23

Do we actually care?


memeamemea

2009-09-03 16:37:42

You think your 30 but what you look like a fat 12 year old lol

stiff responds:

I am NOT fat you dork D:


memeamemea

2009-09-03 16:40:18

and yea why do ppl do we kill defenseless animals we should stop and leave it to stores they kill enough how would you like it having ppl hunting you down?

stiff responds:

JAVELINA


JyuchiiJyuchii

2009-09-04 07:40:19

stale copypasta is stale

stiff responds:

the thing is I actually did write it lOL


DriftLV1DriftLV1

2009-09-04 16:25:50

Why the hell would you kill animals for no reason?

How would you like it if you were hunted.

Nah i'm joking hunting is fun. Especially hunting ducks.

stiff responds:

dam u a witty one


OrangebeefOrangebeef

2009-09-04 20:23:36

Makes me proud to be American

stiff responds:

USA (-':


MaximusMaximus

2009-09-05 06:24:05

DriftLV1 says:
Nah i'm joking hunting is fun. Especially hunting ducks.

What a joker!


NinjaGuyNinjaGuy

2009-09-05 17:34:34

you're going to rape your brother's dog duke?

stiff responds:

wow ew ew ew u gay


serenacodyserenacody

2009-09-06 17:48:02

wow you cant even type right homosexual

stiff responds:

awha?


serenacodyserenacody

2009-09-06 17:49:43

hey how about you go and rape those pigs of yours

stiff responds:

*javelinas


serenacodyserenacody

2009-09-06 17:52:14

fuck you dd hahaha dick division

stiff responds:

ouch )_:


southmexsouthmex

2009-09-07 04:14:26

wow arent u a smart boy writing all that by your self wow americans this aint ur country dunmb ass s read a history book dumb ass and no not the ones the schools want u to read about read about the true history of how u england rejects realy did to be so called americans and wat u did freedom ur fat americans ass the real americans are the native americans

stiff responds:

GO BACK TO YOUR EURO SHIT HOLE YOU COMMIE

THIS IS AMERICA, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN GEEIIT OUUT!!!@


Godsgift2womenGodsgift2women

2009-09-07 13:13:03

yo how'd they taste?

stiff responds:

Slightly seasons with a dash of peppers, cooked medium rare. The perfect companion to mashed potatoes, gravy, and a tall glass of milk.


MAYORMCHEESEMAYORMCHEESE

2009-09-08 02:50:59

lmao i actually grew up in arizona and i have no fucking clue what a javelina is

stiff responds:

wtH!.....


LexiChamberlainLexiChamberlain

2009-09-08 02:56:40

i like da pictuaaz

stiff responds:

why thank @ u :_)


ACCURIANACCURIAN

2009-09-08 07:30:03

Hey I Know Your Working FOr SnawsBall So Guess What FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

stiff responds:

what did I do D:


LexiChamberlainLexiChamberlain

2009-09-08 16:36:40

Hey fukk, I just remembered who u arrre. you and that fuckin hooker kid need to quit comin round, before i scrape both ya for bein faggs.

leave ng

stiff responds:

I bench 380 and he won slamfest four years undisputed, I would love to see you try.


ConalConal

2009-09-08 16:39:49

You spammed Foamy! >:C

stiff responds:

what


OcelotlikespieOcelotlikespie

2009-09-09 11:02:31

The image seems nice: you go hunting with your father, you take a pretty picture, you go home... and you spam on Viktimstudios account on Newgrounds by repeatedly saying that some guy from the Duck Division bla bla bla. Cut it out unless you want me to change my opinion of you. And my opinion is a wise one. (now you go to my account and say "OOOO, he's only 14". The question is, am I, in fact, 14? Why not, let's say, 2 869 414 years old? Yeah, why not?)

stiff responds:

That isn't Viktimstudios, that's a DD wannabe reject trying to attention whore himself, you're pretty thick.


CoeCoCoeCo

2009-09-09 11:14:02

TRUE KING OF NG!!1!


OcelotlikespieOcelotlikespie

2009-09-09 11:41:04

Hey! I'm pretty sure it WAS Viktimstudios.
Are you saying a DD guy hacked the account and made us think the whole San Francisco mother thing is true? If so, your spamming has its reasons, but... I can't say I trust you. I'll do some more research. Have a nice day... for now.

stiff responds:

The account wasn't 'hacked', everything of the post is false, and you're fucking gullible.


KeanooKeanoo

2009-09-09 13:22:12

FUCK USA

stiff responds:

WOW WHT THE FUCK banned asshole......


OcelotlikespieOcelotlikespie

2009-09-09 14:53:02

I was just about to admit that you were right. Tom Fulp didn't seem to talk about it (no, I didn't ask him) and it started looking stupid.
Now, as for you. "Fucking gullible"? Excuse me, "fucking"? Did I say something that offended you? If so, please tell me. I'd like to correct my mistakes.

stiff responds:

I will fight you irl stFu faget........ I bench 380 scared yet!?!??!!???!


OcelotlikespieOcelotlikespie

2009-09-10 18:59:25

Oh, the boy wants to fight... Do not make me laugh. Your petty attempt to draw attention has resulted in an acumulation of new enemies, such as myself. I warn you, if you think for one itsy bitsy second that you can beat me up in real life and have intentions of doing so, you are sorely mistaken.
I see the kind of person you are. Your mind closes as soon as it is cleaved. You only fear those wounds that impale or enflame. Acid scorches like acid, that said, you're not going anywhere by words. Physical suffering is necessary, I see.
By the by, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR OPINION. Do what you wish with this comment, but just be reminded that I'm NOT threatening you of anything. I'm just following your game...

stiff responds:

By the by, I think u gay lOL!!!


HorsenwellesHorsenwelles

2009-09-10 21:13:43

My brother's dog is an old black lab named Dunk. I hate Dunk, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a wunk on while socking him in the butt.

stiff responds:

wow you're gay


ThesexpixelThesexpixel

2009-09-10 21:54:46

im guessing that pig in the picture is you, and your dad is the little fat retard kid.


ThesexpixelThesexpixel

2009-09-10 21:55:56

My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.


ThesexpixelThesexpixel

2009-09-10 21:56:17

My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.


ThesexpixelThesexpixel

2009-09-10 21:56:32

My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.


ThesexpixelThesexpixel

2009-09-10 21:56:48

how do you like it? My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.


OcelotlikespieOcelotlikespie

2009-09-11 14:59:03

Raaaawr... ahahhahahahaahha.


OrangebeefOrangebeef

2009-09-14 20:46:46

hey everyone spam his page while he is banned
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LOL that showed you for sure


hellboundsoul07hellboundsoul07

2009-10-05 19:25:46

Looks like you had a good time hunting, good dinner I take it?


Darkcloud417Darkcloud417

2009-10-14 17:42:29

Ha ha nice kill, Congradulations dude!


chillbrochillbro

2009-10-17 03:15:54

www.nobrian.dk


NationalAllianceNationalAlliance

2009-10-18 12:46:06

RIP 01-09


ThesexpixelThesexpixel

2009-11-16 16:37:52

are you dead?


carljohnsoncarljohnson

2009-12-07 16:44:41

RIP 01-09