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I've never been happier in my life..

Posted by stiff - August 30th, 2009


About seven hours ago I got back from hunting with my father, whom I haven't seen in seventeen months since being deployed in Afghanistan. We went to a ranch property in southern Arizona, about four hours away from where I live, to spend time with my father hunting local javelina. Roughly after five hours I spot my first javelina, I followed behind for around twenty minutes before landing my shot, yes!! My first javelina! I was so excited I could barely contain myself! And about an hour and a half later, my father and I spot about five javelinas drinking from a small watering hole, I was very anxious but I had to be patient. My father is very knowledgeable when it comes to javelinas, and told me that two of them where females and the biggest one is a bull. I was roughly twenty yards or so away, I decided to try my shot. With a loud crack I bring down one javelina, as the others flee. My second javelina. This has been the best day of my life, reuniting and bonding with my father stronger than ever before. There isn't any better feeling than bringing down a young javelina in it's prime.

I've never been happier in my life..


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just ignore that no good genderless-hooker character. he's just trying to make you mad.

i am glad that you and your dad were finally able to go hunting! good to see you had a nice time, once me and my own father (who is now dead RIP) went hunting for some nice deer and we had a great bond. There is truly nothing better then that feeling!

yes (-':

ah-HAHAHAHAHA, look at you, you prepubescent little shit. You talk all big and bad and you are just what I thought you were, some 12-14 year old shit who acts big and tough over the internet. LoL I bet your little boyfriend, Suffering, is around the same age as you. OMG, LoL this is too priceless.

amfg..... you better KNCK IT the F*CK OFF or I will kick your homo ass!!!@ I bench 380 faggot, SCARED YET!?!

That's cool man.

Yes :)

I wish I could share similar experiences with my father but he lost the use of his legs in Vietnam fighting for this country. Un-American pieces of shit like Alzander are just the kinda people that just want to shit on everything and what this great country stands for. I would ignore him if I were you he should just leave and get FUCKED by al qaeda or something. What a faggot!

I concur, ingratiate festering scum of America such as Alzhander should just movie to some piece of shit cesspool where they belong if they aren't worthy enough to breathe our American air.

You, bench 380? I'll believe that when Christ returns. Why would I be scared of a little boy? Seriously? And what's wrong, can't take your own medicine? You can call me a faggot and what-not (when you don't know me), but I can't say what I'm seeing?
Keep acting tough, it's really working for you little boy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Keep going, I dare you. I am a dangerous and insane person with a dark past I'm going to relive if you don't st*u.........

Go ahead, relive your "dark past", psycho. I feel so scared being THREATENED OVER THE INTERNET!!!!! I mean c'mon, you have no idea who I am, nor where I am. Threaten me all you want, it doesn't scare me. I've had people bigger, and older than you get in my face, a little kid is nothing.
Reliving your dark past isn't going to affect me in the slightest, so I don't really care if I trigger it.
also, saying, "Alzhander should just movie to some piece of shit cesspool where they belong if they aren't worthy enough to breathe our American air." makes no sense at all as all air on the Earth is universal and integrated. Yeah, that's right Patriotic numb-skull, right now you're also breathing "gay" Europe's air and "Commie" China's air along with your so-called "American air." Damn, that's like saying the water on America's coast in the Atlantic or Pacific Oceans are better, when it's the same water anywhere in those oceans.
Stop, think, then speak if what you originally thought still makes any sense.

I WOULD NEVERBREATJE FoiCKEN cHink, SPICK, nagger, QUEER, OR NON_AMERICAN FAGGOT AIR LIIKE THE AIR U bREATHE FUCK YOU FUCK UYOU UFKC OU FUCK UOUUU

What's with all the haters!!!

Gosh. They really need to chill out.

"I WOULD NEVERBREATJE FoiCKEN cHink, SPICK, nagger, QUEER, OR NON_AMERICAN FAGGOT AIR LIIKE THE AIR U bREATHE FUCK YOU FUCK UYOU UFKC OU FUCK UOUUU"
Retarded much?
And you do breath the same air that I do, as well the air as those you claim you would never breath.
Oh, and again, way to throw in faggot and queer, and now adding "chink" "spick" and "nagger", whatever the hell that is. But since you are only 12-14, I really can't hold it against you for being immature anymore.

obama will take guns away!!! ahhhhhhhh

You look really young, but that makes it even more impressive.

Yes

das ist guud

Do we actually care?

You think your 30 but what you look like a fat 12 year old lol

I am NOT fat you dork D:

and yea why do ppl do we kill defenseless animals we should stop and leave it to stores they kill enough how would you like it having ppl hunting you down?

JAVELINA

stale copypasta is stale

the thing is I actually did write it lOL

Why the hell would you kill animals for no reason?

How would you like it if you were hunted.

Nah i'm joking hunting is fun. Especially hunting ducks.

dam u a witty one

Makes me proud to be American

USA (-':

DriftLV1 says:
Nah i'm joking hunting is fun. Especially hunting ducks.

What a joker!

you're going to rape your brother's dog duke?

wow ew ew ew u gay

wow you cant even type right homosexual

awha?

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