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I've never been happier in my life..

Posted by stiff - August 30th, 2009


About seven hours ago I got back from hunting with my father, whom I haven't seen in seventeen months since being deployed in Afghanistan. We went to a ranch property in southern Arizona, about four hours away from where I live, to spend time with my father hunting local javelina. Roughly after five hours I spot my first javelina, I followed behind for around twenty minutes before landing my shot, yes!! My first javelina! I was so excited I could barely contain myself! And about an hour and a half later, my father and I spot about five javelinas drinking from a small watering hole, I was very anxious but I had to be patient. My father is very knowledgeable when it comes to javelinas, and told me that two of them where females and the biggest one is a bull. I was roughly twenty yards or so away, I decided to try my shot. With a loud crack I bring down one javelina, as the others flee. My second javelina. This has been the best day of my life, reuniting and bonding with my father stronger than ever before. There isn't any better feeling than bringing down a young javelina in it's prime.

I've never been happier in my life..


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hey how about you go and rape those pigs of yours

*javelinas

fuck you dd hahaha dick division

ouch )_:

wow arent u a smart boy writing all that by your self wow americans this aint ur country dunmb ass s read a history book dumb ass and no not the ones the schools want u to read about read about the true history of how u england rejects realy did to be so called americans and wat u did freedom ur fat americans ass the real americans are the native americans

GO BACK TO YOUR EURO SHIT HOLE YOU COMMIE

THIS IS AMERICA, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN GEEIIT OUUT!!!@

yo how'd they taste?

Slightly seasons with a dash of peppers, cooked medium rare. The perfect companion to mashed potatoes, gravy, and a tall glass of milk.

lmao i actually grew up in arizona and i have no fucking clue what a javelina is

wtH!.....

i like da pictuaaz

why thank @ u :_)

Hey I Know Your Working FOr SnawsBall So Guess What FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did I do D:

Hey fukk, I just remembered who u arrre. you and that fuckin hooker kid need to quit comin round, before i scrape both ya for bein faggs.

leave ng

I bench 380 and he won slamfest four years undisputed, I would love to see you try.

You spammed Foamy! >:C

what

The image seems nice: you go hunting with your father, you take a pretty picture, you go home... and you spam on Viktimstudios account on Newgrounds by repeatedly saying that some guy from the Duck Division bla bla bla. Cut it out unless you want me to change my opinion of you. And my opinion is a wise one. (now you go to my account and say "OOOO, he's only 14". The question is, am I, in fact, 14? Why not, let's say, 2 869 414 years old? Yeah, why not?)

That isn't Viktimstudios, that's a DD wannabe reject trying to attention whore himself, you're pretty thick.

Hey! I'm pretty sure it WAS Viktimstudios.
Are you saying a DD guy hacked the account and made us think the whole San Francisco mother thing is true? If so, your spamming has its reasons, but... I can't say I trust you. I'll do some more research. Have a nice day... for now.

The account wasn't 'hacked', everything of the post is false, and you're fucking gullible.

FUCK USA

WOW WHT THE FUCK banned asshole......

I was just about to admit that you were right. Tom Fulp didn't seem to talk about it (no, I didn't ask him) and it started looking stupid.
Now, as for you. "Fucking gullible"? Excuse me, "fucking"? Did I say something that offended you? If so, please tell me. I'd like to correct my mistakes.

I will fight you irl stFu faget........ I bench 380 scared yet!?!??!!???!

Oh, the boy wants to fight... Do not make me laugh. Your petty attempt to draw attention has resulted in an acumulation of new enemies, such as myself. I warn you, if you think for one itsy bitsy second that you can beat me up in real life and have intentions of doing so, you are sorely mistaken.
I see the kind of person you are. Your mind closes as soon as it is cleaved. You only fear those wounds that impale or enflame. Acid scorches like acid, that said, you're not going anywhere by words. Physical suffering is necessary, I see.
By the by, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR OPINION. Do what you wish with this comment, but just be reminded that I'm NOT threatening you of anything. I'm just following your game...

By the by, I think u gay lOL!!!

My brother's dog is an old black lab named Dunk. I hate Dunk, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a wunk on while socking him in the butt.

wow you're gay

im guessing that pig in the picture is you, and your dad is the little fat retard kid.

My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.

My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.

My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.

how do you like it? My brother's dog is an old black lab named Duke. I hate Duke, and one day when no one is here I will rape him with a condom on while socking him in the ribs.

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