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Posted by stiff - August 30th, 2009


About seven hours ago I got back from hunting with my father, whom I haven't seen in seventeen months since being deployed in Afghanistan. We went to a ranch property in southern Arizona, about four hours away from where I live, to spend time with my father hunting local javelina. Roughly after five hours I spot my first javelina, I followed behind for around twenty minutes before landing my shot, yes!! My first javelina! I was so excited I could barely contain myself! And about an hour and a half later, my father and I spot about five javelinas drinking from a small watering hole, I was very anxious but I had to be patient. My father is very knowledgeable when it comes to javelinas, and told me that two of them where females and the biggest one is a bull. I was roughly twenty yards or so away, I decided to try my shot. With a loud crack I bring down one javelina, as the others flee. My second javelina. This has been the best day of my life, reuniting and bonding with my father stronger than ever before. There isn't any better feeling than bringing down a young javelina in it's prime.

I've never been happier in my life..


Posted by stiff - August 29th, 2009


I've been spamed 2 deah..................... u win


Posted by stiff - August 28th, 2009


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Posted by stiff - August 23rd, 2009


:dave:

oh my


Posted by stiff - August 19th, 2009


g2h


Posted by stiff - August 16th, 2009


this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.


Posted by stiff - August 15th, 2009


It's in about 6 hours now. Holy sweet fucking jesus.

I made a second cartoon, this time a remake of an old Rasp masterpiece. You'll have to guess which one.

Also, I met Coolboyman in the IRC just a minute ago. It's not a big deal, apparently, but I can't help but be excited.

If you are not a clock please don't fuck up clock day for everyone by submitting an 'artsy' take on the CC. Seriously, you will fuck shit up and I will hate you.


Posted by stiff - August 4th, 2009


:dave:

I like top ramen & MountainDew